Turn your Jewish pride up to 11 with the fresh baked Challah-palooza design! Rocking a braided challah front and center and the word חלה shining in bold Hebrew script, this shirt is your backstage pass to culture, carbs, and cool. Wear it to Shabbat, brunch, or your next simcha—because challah is always the headliner.
Challah-Palooza
Show some love for the matriarch of the matzo ball with this fun design featuring ‘Bubbe’ in both English and Yiddish (באָבע). Whether she’s doling out wisdom, cookies, or unsolicited advice, this design captures the essence of the grandmother who knows best—and isn’t afraid to tell you! Perfect for the Bubbe who’s equal parts sass, schmaltz, and sheer perfection.
Bubbe
Zaide
Honor the king of kvetching or the mensch with all the moxie with this delightful design featuring ‘Zaide’ in both English and Yiddish (זײדע). Whether he’s cracking jokes, sharing stories, or sneaking you a little extra gelt, this design captures the charm and charisma of everyone’s favorite grandfather. Perfect for the Zaide who’s got wisdom in his noggin and a twinkle in his eye!
Step into the twisted depths of Psy-challah-gy—where Freud meets freshly baked carbs. With a braided design that’s part Rorschach test, part Shabbat table, it’ll confuse the challah-challenged and delight every Jew who knows their id from their ego. And there's that Hebrew script 'חלה' which is great for therapy sessions, Torah study, or your next bagel run. Because the real question is: What do you see in the challah?
Psy-challah-gy
Ayy, it’s Challah Mode, bruh! When the dough rises, so do you. This design is hella tight —braided, baked, and straight-up blessed. Rock the חלה like a badge of honor while you get hyphy at Shabbat, slap at brunch, or mob to your simcha in style. It’s more than a vibe—it’s Jewish pride on turbo. So lace up, turn up, and stay in Challah Mode.
Challah M ode
Step aside, basic bread. It’s time to turn up the flava with our “Challah at Me” design — a braided blend of Jewish pride, holy carbs, and that Friday night flex. This drip brings the heat with a bold loaf front and center, plus the Hebrew חלה that says, “Yeah, I know what’s up.”
Perfect for shabbat dinners, dance floors, or dropping Torah-level truth bombs at brunch.
So go ahead… throw on this fit and let the world know: if you got that dough, Challah at Me.
Challah at Me
The Elemental Challah design blends chemistry and culture in a formula that just works. With real periodic table elements spelling out “challah” and the Hebrew חלה grounding it below, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-balanced equation of tradition, wit, and wheat. Ideal for science class, Shabbat, or your next lab-to-table meal.
Elemental Challah Chemistry
It's the University of Meshugas—where Jewish pride meets certified chaos. For the uninitiated, it’s a mystery; for the tribe, it’s a masterclass in mishegas. Rock your inner madness proudly, and don’t be a schmendrick—enroll today (no application required).
University of Meshugas
Hit the trail with your Jewish pride on full display in the Yo Semite design—a clever twist on the great outdoors. Whether you’re hiking Half Dome or just half-paying attention at brunch, this shirt brings mountain vibes with a schmear of humor. It’s perfect for anyone who loves nature, wordplay, and a little challah in their granola.
Yo-Semite
Bi-challah-gy: Because nothing says energy transfer like carbs and mitochondria. This design is peak biological accuracy and peak Jewish pun. A beautifully braided loaf of challah—complete with חלה in Hebrew—is surrounded by the ultimate metabolic flex: the reversible equation loop connecting photosynthesis and cellular respiration. We’re talking 6CO₂ + 6H₂O ⇌ C₆H₁₂O₆ + 6O₂ in an eternal feedback loop of glucose glory. Perfect for those who dream in redox reactions, whisper “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” in their sleep, and know that fermentation is for quitters. Wear it proudly in lab, class, or Shabbat dinner. Just don’t spill iodine on it.
Bi-challah-gy
The Story
It all started with biology and challah.
Biology is unstoppable. It has been a part of life on Earth for at least 3.5 billion years, which is the age of the oldest fossils ever found. Biology and evolution have been the driving force behind the earliest prokaryotic cells, the great oxygen extinction 2.3 billion years ago, and the origin of protists, plants, fungi, animals, and modern humans.
In other words, you can't stop biology.
Challah is pretty unstoppable too. It plays an important role in bringing families and the community together, helps recharge the body and mind at the end of the week, and tastes great, especially with honey.
In 2012, the original biology/challah merged into bi-challah-gy. Since then, many -ologies have been added to the collection, and we are constantly adding more designs that focus on Jewish pride, science, and humor.
